why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
sigh this site thrives off of uniting people through their similar petty problems.
Glass door that changes opacity as it’s being locked/unlocked
YES! THIS JOKE!
Found this in my newspaper, I was impressed they even knew the right meme. - Imgur
Gordon Ramsay dons a disguise and participates in a cooking course to try and fool a fellow chef