sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

petrolsexual:

Gallardo x PUR wheels by Marcel Lech on Flickr.

ceasethought:

sigh this site thrives off of uniting people through their similar petty problems. 

onlylolgifs:

Glass door that changes opacity as it’s being locked/unlocked

twilit-moon:

YES! THIS JOKE!

automotivated:

Ferrari F12berlinetta (by pskrzypczynski)

imperlast:

Found this in my newspaper, I was impressed they even knew the right meme. - Imgur

amandar00lz:

Gordon Ramsay dons a disguise and participates in a cooking course to try and fool a fellow chef